Ahhh, don’t you just love the “good days” you have. Well, I was having one of those “good days” until I got too cocky. It was just one of those normal days, I was feelin myself and I was happy because I just felt like being happy. Like I would normally do I went to my Self Defence class right after lunch. When I walked in class we had a substitute teacher and it wasn't any substitute it was a HOT substitute teacher but that's beside the point. We were preparing for our final test we were going to have tomorrow where we were going to get the chance to attack two big guys and see if we could escape there attack. To prepare for the final we were playing this attack game in the wrestling room. There were three “attackers” and the rest of the class were the “victims” the attackers got to choose anyone in the class to attack and the victims would have to try and escape there grasp. Well… I was one of the attackers and everyone in my class said I was a really good attacker because they could never escape THE BEAST... until I chose to attack one of the three boys that had taken the class. Now don't get me wrong I’ve attacked this guy before and lets just say he didn't do very well, so I decided to attack him again to make it harder for him but little did I know he learned some new tricks of his own (btw they have to close their eyes so they don't know who's attacking them). I went up to him and grabbed him as hard as I could and it worked but not for long. Out of nowhere, this dude picks me up and KABOOMS me to the floor but this is a technique we learned in the class but the fact that he did it so hard killed the joy right out of me. Everyone was clapping their hands for him while I’m lying on the ground saying nothing, nothing at all until my friend comes over and says “common get up”. I just lay there in shock and say “I think I just broke my COLLARBONE”. My classmates come circle around me and say I’m fine and if I broke my collarbone I would be crying by now. See the thing is I heard it CRACK and I physically couldn't move. It didn't hurt that bad and I was just chillin on the floor looking at everyone look at me until MY HOT substitute teacher comes in the circle and backs everyone away. I swear to god I've seen this somewhere in a movie. I was freaking out because I was in shock and because of his good looks. He was freaking out because he didn't know what the H E double hockey sticks to do. then he sat right next to me asking me if I was okay. BOI DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU, is what I wanted to say but I just said “Yeah I’m fine”. So then all the boring stuff happens next, the nurse comes for my rescue but believe it or not she was also a substitute, I called my mom in the meantime and made a TikTok because I didn’t want to think about what just happened to me. So eventually I went to the hospital and DRUM ROLL PLEASE...... I broke it.
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